A blonde went to the doctor and said “Every time I stand up quickly, I see black spots.” The doctor said “Have you seen an eye specialist?” She replied “No, just black spots.”
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Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!