47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2003 Archive

The 2003 Top 10: Golden Classics

1. Finding Nemo: Why did the blonde try to feed her computer a bag of fish food? She heard everyone was looking for “Nemo” online and she wanted to lure him out.
2. The MySpace: Why did the blonde bring a ruler to her computer? She wanted to see how big her “MySpace” actually was.
3. The 50 Cent: Why did the blonde put two quarters on her CD player? She wanted to listen to the new “50 Cent” album.
4. The Terminator 3: Why did the blonde bring a tool kit to the cinema? She heard the “Rise of the Machines” was starting and she wanted to fix them.
5. The iTunes Store: Why did the blonde try to put a real jukebox in her computer? She heard the new “iTunes Store” had millions of songs and she wanted to store them properly.
6. The Matrix Reloaded: Why did the blonde try to “reload” her monitor like a shotgun? She watched “The Matrix Reloaded” and thought that’s how you refreshed a web page.
7. The Beyoncé: Why did the blonde wear a crown to the office? She heard Beyoncé was “Crazy in Love” and she wanted to look like royalty too.
8. The Camera Phone: Why did the blonde smile at her phone for ten minutes? She heard it had a “VGA camera” and she was waiting for the flash.
9. The Pirates of the Caribbean: Why did the blonde bring a parrot to the computer? She heard there were “pirates” on the internet and she wanted to talk to them.
10. The Bluetooth: Why did the blonde go to the dentist before buying a new phone? She heard she needed “Bluetooth” to connect her headset.

The Full 2003 Archive (Extended List)

11. The Mouse: Why did the blonde give her mouse a piece of cheese? She thought it was “hungry” for more gigabytes.
12. The Keyboard: Why did the blonde put a bandage on her keyboard? She heard she had a “dead” key.
13. The Monitor: Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today.
14. The Printer: Why did the blonde put a mirror in front of the printer? She wanted to see a “double” printout.
15. The Scanner: Why did the blonde put a picture of her face on the scanner? She wanted to “face” her digital problems.
16. The Email: Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail.
17. The Password: Why did the blonde change her password to “Incorrect”? Because the computer kept telling her the old one was “incorrect.”
18. The Desktop: Why did the blonde put a glass of water on her desktop? She wanted to see the “liquid” in the LCD screen.
19. The Icon: Why did the blonde think her computer was a church? It had so many “icons” on the screen.
20. The Folder: Why did the blonde put a real folder on her monitor? She wanted to “organize” her desktop files.
21. The Link: Why did the blonde bring a chain to the computer? She heard there were “broken links.”
22. The Virus: Why did the blonde give her computer a glass of orange juice? She heard there was a “new virus” going around.
23. The CD: Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street.
24. The Search: Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page.
25. The Scroll: Why did the blonde bring a rolling pin to the computer? She heard she needed to “scroll” down the page.
26. The Font: Why did the blonde change her font to “Arial”? She wanted her text to have “more air.”
27. The Port: Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”
28. The Bit: Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.”
29. The Chip: Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.”
30. The Fan: Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system.
31. The RAM: Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software.
32. The Hard Drive: Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.”
33. The Firewall: Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.”
34. The Buffer: Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.”
35. The Cookies: Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her.
36. The Crash: Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway.
37. The Java: Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”
38. The Bug: Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.”
39. The Bookmark: Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site.
40. The Wallpaper: Why did the blonde buy a bucket of glue? She wanted to change her “desktop wallpaper.”
41. The Refresh: Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser.
42. The Zip: Why did the blonde try to zip up her computer case? She wanted to “zip” her files.
43. The Trash: Why did the blonde throw her monitor away? She was told to “empty the trash.”
44. The Menu: Why did the blonde ask her computer for a pizza? She saw a “start menu.”
45. The Speaker: Why did the blonde talk to her speakers? She thought they were “talking” to her.
46. The CD: Why did the blonde put a CD in the microwave? She wanted to hear “hot” music.
47. The End: Why did the blonde think 2003 was a “fishy” year? Because she spent the whole time looking for “Nemo” in her recycle bin!