A blonde cut a hole in…

A blonde cut a hole in her umbrella so she could see when it stopped raining.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@BBS_Veteran03/09/1998 05:19Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Beavis_Butthead02/25/2015 14:22Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Buffy_Summers_9703/20/2002 04:47Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Dark_Knight_Joker11/12/2002 21:11Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Scanner_Darkly08/10/2001 11:54I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Sixteen_Candles09/08/2004 17:19I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Slashdot_Effect07/04/2010 06:22We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Noob_Slayer_X11/05/1996 05:58Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

@Clans_Leader_9905/20/1999 22:12Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!