Why was the guest list so specific? Because the song dictated that you needed a little bit of Monica, Erica, Rita, and Tina just to have a successful party.
Part of the 39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s… 1999” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
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Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.