Why was everything “Defying Gravity”? Because the first part of the musical finally hit the screen, and now every girl in the house is arguing over whether they are a Glinda or an Elphaba.
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🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2024 Legacy: Gladiator II
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2024 Classic: The "Looking for a Man in Finance" Song
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2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has p...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »
2015 Joke: Why Was The Snowman
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he heard the snowblower c...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2022 “Oscar Slaps & Wordle” Edition
In 2022, Christmas was a return to "normalcy," if you consider a ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Great Robot Dog" Walk
Why are there so many mechanical barks in the park? Because 2025...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, Christmas was a clash between neon pink and atomic exist...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Upside Down” Edition
In 2016, Christmas was a strange mix of virtual reality and 80s n...read more »
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In 2014, Christmas was "Awesome" (Volume 1). We were all wearing ...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s... 1999” Edition
In 1999, Christmas felt like the final level of a video game. We ...read more »
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Why was the cousin humming a soul track? Because the internet tu...read more »
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404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
The magic man... is laughing!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
I should make a game about this joke.
Equality for all jokes!