2015 Joke: Why Was The Snowman

Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he heard the snowblower coming.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the cousin humming a soul track? Because the internet tu...read more »

In 2014, Christmas was "Awesome" (Volume 1). We were all wearing ...read more »

In 1998, Christmas felt like living in a sci-fi movie. We were al...read more »

Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »

In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »

In 2001, Christmas was a portal to other worlds. We spent our hol...read more »

Why is the 2025 holiday so "neon"? Because the trailer for Grand...read more »

Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »

My family is so excited for Christmas this year. We finally go...read more »

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me “No...read more »

Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »

Why is the tree glowing red? Because the ornaments are connected...read more »

Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »

Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »

@Scream_Fan_9602/24/2008 11:53What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@StarWars_Nerd10/07/2008 22:32The farce is strong with this one!

@Fight_Club_Tyler04/01/2009 18:11The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Student_Life_0110/23/2008 10:01Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Nu_Metal_Kid03/27/2012 22:18I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Dirty_Dancing_F03/03/2004 17:30Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Dale_Doback_Fan12/17/2006 16:10Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Opera_User_9902/03/2008 19:09Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.