Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya made “love triangles” and rackets look so stylish that we all forgot we don’t actually know how to play.
Part of the 37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Meat-Free "Turkey"
Why does the bird look like it was grown in a lab? Because it wa...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI President Rumors
Why was the dinner blessing written by a bot? Because in 2025, w...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition
In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »
2025 Classic: Wednesday (Season 2)
Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pedro Pascal" Everywhere
Why was the same guy in every movie trailer? Because 2024 confir...read more »
2024 Archive: The Final 2024 Vibe
Why was everyone so "Brain-Rotted"? Because between the Skibidi ...read more »
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, Christmas was a blend of high-seas adventure and digital...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Upside Down” Edition
In 2016, Christmas was a strange mix of virtual reality and 80s n...read more »
2024 Vintage: Longlegs
Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "Retrotech" Boom
Why did the kids ask for a "Paper Book"? Because in 2025, holdin...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »
2003 Joke: My Family Is So
My family is so excited for Christmas this year.
We finally go...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Self-Driving" Sleighs
Why was the delivery so fast? Because the delivery vans are now ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
Found this on the deep end of the net.