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2024 Classic: The “Pedro Pascal” Everywhere

 Why was the same guy in every movie trailer? Because 2024 confirmed that Pedro Pascal is now everyone’s internet daddy, gladiator, and superhero.

Part of the 37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
 Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »
2025 Legacy: Zootopia 2
 Why is the dog acting like a detective? Because the sequel came ...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Star-Lords” Edition
In 2014, Christmas was "Awesome" (Volume 1). We were all wearing ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Wellness" Ornaments
 Why is the tree glowing red? Because the ornaments are connected...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Return of the Flip Phone
 Why was the teenager using a device from 2004? Because "digital ...read more »
2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has p...read more »
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition
In 2004, Christmas was all about being "fetch," even if Gretchen ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pesto the Penguin" Fever
 Why were the kids obsessed with a giant brown fluffball? Because...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Great Robot Dog" Walk
 Why are there so many mechanical barks in the park? Because 2025...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Demure" Trend
 Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »

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2025 Classic: The "TikTok" Bans
 Why is the holiday so peaceful? Because the app was finally rest...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Paris Olympics (Raygun)
 Why was the Christmas pageant so awkward? Because the kids decid...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »
40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition
In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ace_Ventura_Pet10/16/2004 04:54Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Friends_Lover06/08/2001 08:45Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Pentium_Power07/01/2006 09:32My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Floppy_Fanatic01/01/2007 21:11Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@He_Man_Power08/19/2008 01:12I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Dr_Evil_Pinky11/05/2007 17:46One billion... laughs!
@Confused_Travolta02/07/2014 02:01Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Boxxy_Queen02/12/2003 04:53I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
@No_Way_Jose04/20/2015 15:48No way! That’s too much!

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