55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corner of your living room. It was the year where “Happy Hour”… Read More »55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
Why did the pig become an…
Why did the pig become an actor? Because he was a real ham!
The Fishing Story
The one that got away, and the one that stayed to tell it. I went fishing and caught a fish so big it didn’t even… Read More »The Fishing Story
Why did the blonde put her keys in the microwave?
She wanted to “hot-wire” her morning.
2025 Archive: The Pear
We’re a “fruitful” pair of cyborgs. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Classic: The “Pedro Pascal” Everywhere
Why was the same guy in every movie trailer? Because 2024 confirmed that Pedro Pascal is now everyone’s internet daddy, gladiator, and superhero. Part of… Read More »2024 Classic: The “Pedro Pascal” Everywhere
2023 Classic: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard it’s being used as a base for the new garden shed. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Classic: The Cake
2023 Legacy: The Year of the Girl
Why was everything “Girl-themed”? We had “Girl Dinner” (cheese and crackers instead of turkey), “Girl Math” (if I bought the bird on sale, I actually… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Year of the Girl
2021 Vintage: The Jon Rahm “Positive Test”
Why was he crying at the Memorial? Because he had a 6-shot lead, finished the 18th hole, and was told he had COVID—then went out… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Jon Rahm “Positive Test”
2021 Archive: The Closing Argument
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Smart Contract.” Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs… Read More »2021 Archive: The Closing Argument