2014 Vintage: The New Year’s Resolution
“In 2015, I’m going to finally delete Flappy Bird.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition archive.… Read More »2014 Vintage: The New Year’s Resolution
2014 Legacy: The Mockingjay Part 1
Why was the traveler whistling four notes? Because he wanted to start a revolution at the baggage claim. Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Mockingjay Part 1
2014 Archive: The Edge of Tomorrow
“Live. Die. Repeat.” I told her this is our marriage. She said, “Wake up. Argument. Repeat.” Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice… Read More »2014 Archive: The Edge of Tomorrow
2014 Legacy: The High-Speed Internet Celebration
The parish secretary throwing a small party in the office because the new high-speed internet connection allows her to upload the weekly bulletin to the… Read More »2014 Legacy: The High-Speed Internet Celebration
2013 Legacy: The Cronut
A guy walks in with a croissant-donut hybrid and asks for a beer that matches. The bartender says, “I have a stout that tastes like… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Cronut
2013 Archive: The Google (Part 10)
She asked Google, “How to beat level 147 in Candy Crush?” Google replied, “Ask your son-in-law—he’s clearly not doing anything else with his life.” Part… Read More »2013 Archive: The Google (Part 10)
2013 Archive: The Lone Ranger Fail
“I’m a hero of the West!” “You’re a guy in a mask who spent $200 million on a movie nobody watched. Sit down.” Part of the 55… Read More »2013 Archive: The Lone Ranger Fail
2012 Classic: The Skyfall Quote
Why did the boss say “Last rat standing”? Because he watched the new Bond movie and now thinks the office is a survival experiment. Part… Read More »2012 Classic: The Skyfall Quote
2012 Legacy: The Sailor
“A dark room is just a boat with the stars painted over.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive.… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Sailor
2012 Classic: The Milk
I’m “milking” the apocalypse for all it’s worth. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified