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2012 Classic: The Skyfall Quote

 Why did the boss say “Last rat standing”? Because he watched the new Bond movie and now thinks the office is a survival experiment.

Part of the 80 Office Groaners: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Forrest_Gump_Running06/22/2006 00:50Laughing is as laughing does.
@Campus_King11/14/2008 13:47The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Optical_Mouse_9911/03/2013 09:12I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Twelve_Monkeys_F06/12/2009 17:15The future is laughing at us.
@Weird_Science_G10/14/2005 07:21We created a monster... of a joke!
@Top_List_Winner01/20/1995 15:09Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@Blogger_Default10/11/2009 12:31Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Maplestory_Kid01/21/2005 17:43@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@LonelyGirl15_F09/27/2007 04:37Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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