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2025 Vintage: The Laptop “Battery Life”

 Why was the salesman happy? His “Perpetual Motion” laptop lasted through the entire history of the company.

Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2025 “Project Restore” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pirates_Jack_S12/17/2003 23:03But you have heard of this joke!
@CRT_Degauss04/17/1999 11:18BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Gnutella_User07/22/1995 23:14Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Speed_Racer_Go09/26/2001 10:43Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Tay_Zonday_Fan11/01/2012 02:03Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

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