Guy calls in to his Boss: Worker: I can’t come to work today. I’m sick Boss: Oh yea! What’s wrong with you now? Worker: I have anal glaucoma. Boss: What the hell is that? Worker: I just can’t see my ass working today.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
This site is very exciting!
This humor took me to new heights!