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Guy calls in to his Boss:…

Guy calls in to his Boss: Worker: I can’t come to work today. I’m sick Boss: Oh yea! What’s wrong with you now? Worker: I have anal glaucoma. Boss: What the hell is that? Worker: I just can’t see my ass working today.

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

The Reply All Disaster
A digital nightmare every office worker knows too well.I accident...read more »
The Secret Snack Stash
Currency in the modern office isn’t dollars—it’s chocolate.The mo...read more »
65 Office Groaners: The 2006 "Wii Sports & Twitter" Edition
Welcome to 2006 – the year the office became a dangerous place th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Nintendo Switch 2 Launch
 Why was the boardroom full of people staring at their laps? Beca...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Office Siren" 2.0
 Why is the accountant wearing a 90s headset? She heard "Vintage ...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI "Hallucination" Insurance
 Why did the lawyer look so smug? He just sold a "Truth Policy" t...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Pedro Pascal" (Year 7)
 Why is his photo still there? Because even in 2025, he’s the onl...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Farewell
 Why did the programmer smile? Because he realized that PROJECT-R...read more »
The Email Signature
The ultimate way to show your status without saying a word.I chan...read more »
81 Office Groaners: The 2025 "Project Restore" Edition
Welcome to 2025 – the year of The Agentic Workforce, where y...read more »

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The Office Fridge
A lawless land where name tags mean absolutely nothing.I put my n...read more »
77 Office Groaners: The 1999 "End of the World" Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor08/02/2011 15:50You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Angelfire_User11/04/2008 02:22Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Kazaa_Leecher08/28/1998 07:34I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Trainspotting_Rent03/30/2002 23:33Choose life. Choose a joke.
@Magic_SchoolBus03/24/1997 00:43Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Keyboard_Cat_P09/28/2013 01:29Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Excite_User_9702/22/2010 00:47This site is very exciting!
@Rocket_Jumper06/13/1999 14:46This humor took me to new heights!

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