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The Professional Procrastinator

Mastering the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing.

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home. If you want a productive employee, you have to be more specific with your instructions.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lion_King_Simba04/10/1995 21:50Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Simpson_Quotes08/20/2015 15:34D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Inkjet_Printers01/24/2006 11:27Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Silk_Road_Ghost08/24/1997 17:21Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan05/13/2006 16:34Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Thundercats_Ho09/26/2009 16:42Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Austin_Powers_Y02/28/2011 13:50Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

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