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An old lady rushed into the police department and claimed she was raped. When asked what the guy looked like, she said she didn’t know, only that he was a contractor. When asked how she knew that, she yelled, “All he could say was, ‘I’m coming! I’m coming!’ and he never finished the job.”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dreamcast_Gamer08/16/2012 14:11Thinking is definitely funny today.
@Legally_Blonde_Elle05/23/1997 21:00What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@ICQ_Classic09/20/1997 14:49That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Scream_Ghostface02/17/2011 03:10Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Goldmember_I_L08/20/1996 09:34I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Rick_Roller_0708/29/2010 13:05Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@One_Does_Not_S10/13/2012 18:05One does not simply read one joke.
@Flash_Game_Dev06/20/2003 16:21I should make a game about this joke.
@Jackie_Chan_Wut12/19/1999 02:13My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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