An old lady rushed into the police department and claimed she was raped. When asked what the guy looked like, she said she didn’t know, only that he was a contractor. When asked how she knew that, she yelled, “All he could say was, ‘I’m coming! I’m coming!’ and he never finished the job.”
🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Vintage: The System Reload
Why did the manager bring a "Reset" button to the 2026 planning ...read more »
The Secret to Success
A blonde is at a job interview for a high-level executive positio...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Dune 3" Hype
Why is the manager wearing a "Stillsuit"? Because the office AC ...read more »
The Zoom Call Etiquette
Where professional on the top meets pajamas on the bottom.During ...read more »
71 Office Groaners: The 2002 "Spider-Man & Service Packs" Edition
Welcome to 2002 – the year we finally got Windows XP Service...read more »
74 Office Groaners: The 2022 "ChatGPT & Wordle" Edition
Welcome to 2022 – the year we stopped writing our own emails and ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Facebook "Metaverse" (Year 5)
Why does it finally look real? Because we’ve spent so much time ...read more »
While doing an interview, the employer...
While doing an interview, the employer asked the candidate: Emplo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why was the boss whispering? He was "Training his 2026 Clone" to...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Office Password
Why was it "ReloadSigma2025!"? Because the system needed a fresh...read more »
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75 Office Groaners: The 2021 "Great Resignation & NFTs" Edition
Welcome to 2021 – the year of the "Great Resignation," ...read more »
The Secret Snack Stash
Currency in the modern office isn’t dollars—it’s chocolate.The mo...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 "Office Siren" Finale
Why is the secretary wearing 1995 glasses? To look back at where...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final Prompt
"Computer, tell me a joke about the future." — "You’re looking a...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Thinking is definitely funny today.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
One does not simply read one joke.
I should make a game about this joke.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.