While doing an interview, the employer asked the candidate: Employer: So, how long did you work your last job? Candidate: 30 years Employer: Oh, you look young. How old are you? Candidate: 20 years old The employer was surprised and asked the candidate how she worked 30 years and has only been living for 20 years?? Candidate: Overtime!
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🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025) Archive
1. 2023 Classic: The Office Password
Why was it "Barbiecore2023!"? Because pink is the color of security.Part of the 76 Office Groane... read more »
Why was it "Barbiecore2023!"? Because pink is the color of security.Part of the 76 Office Groane... read more »
2. 2008 Archive: The Laptop Heat
Why was the desk smoking? Because the "Core 2 Duo" was trying to play a "High-Definition" YouTub... read more »
Why was the desk smoking? Because the "Core 2 Duo" was trying to play a "High-Definition" YouTub... read more »
3. 1996 Archive: The Laser Disc
Why was the presentation so heavy? The "videos" were on 12-inch gold discs.Part of the 68 Office... read more »
Why was the presentation so heavy? The "videos" were on 12-inch gold discs.Part of the 68 Office... read more »
4. 2020 Legacy: The “You’re on Mute” Award
Why did the employee get a trophy? For the most consecutive minutes spent talking to a silent sc... read more »
Why did the employee get a trophy? For the most consecutive minutes spent talking to a silent sc... read more »
5. 1999 Classic: The Digital Clock Reset
Why were all the office clocks at 00:00? The intern was practicing for the "big crash."Part of t... read more »
Why were all the office clocks at 00:00? The intern was practicing for the "big crash."Part of t... read more »
6. 2021 Vintage: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why was the boss whispering? He was "Recording his 2022 Hybrid Manifesto" into a 128GB stick.Par... read more »
Why was the boss whispering? He was "Recording his 2022 Hybrid Manifesto" into a 128GB stick.Par... read more »
7. 2010 Legacy: The WikiLeaks Panic
Why did the CEO shred his own lunch menu? He heard about "Leaks" and decided that even his choic... read more »
Why did the CEO shred his own lunch menu? He heard about "Leaks" and decided that even his choic... read more »
8. 2009 Legacy: The Windows 7 Taskbar
Why was the employee so happy? He could "pin" his favorite games... I mean, "work tools" to the ... read more »
Why was the employee so happy? He could "pin" his favorite games... I mean, "work tools" to the ... read more »
9. 2011 Archive: The Final 2011 Task
Why did the manager bring a "Wand" to the 2012 planning meeting? He wanted to "Expecto Patronum"... read more »
Why did the manager bring a "Wand" to the 2012 planning meeting? He wanted to "Expecto Patronum"... read more »
10. 2000 Classic: The Zip 250
Why was the tech guy crying? He got the "Click of Death" on the drive containing the only copy o... read more »
Why was the tech guy crying? He got the "Click of Death" on the drive containing the only copy o... read more »
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Our Comment Archive
[2010-09-21 ARCHIVE_LOG]Beanie_Baby_Collector: This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
[2004-04-23 ARCHIVE_LOG]Ebay_Sniper: Bid 10/10 for this humor!
[2007-07-15 ARCHIVE_LOG]SouthPark_Stan: Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
[2011-12-05 ARCHIVE_LOG]Pi_Mathematics: Finding the patterns in the humor.
[2010-02-28 ARCHIVE_LOG]Kill_Bill_Bride: I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
[1998-02-19 ARCHIVE_LOG]YouTube_Beta_User: I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
[2006-01-21 ARCHIVE_LOG]Railgun_Sniper: I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
[2002-09-26 ARCHIVE_LOG]Hacktivist_Fan: Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
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