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The Overtime Paradox

Working more to achieve less—a corporate tradition.

I stayed late at the office so long last night that the automatic lights turned off. I sat there in the dark for ten minutes, realizing the lights had more common sense than I did.

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

The HR Manual
Reading the fine print of your employment contract.According to t...read more »
The Spreadsheet Sorcerer
Excel is a powerful tool, provided you don’t break the formulas.I...read more »
The Secret Snack Stash
Currency in the modern office isn’t dollars—it’s chocolate.The mo...read more »
Guy calls in to his Boss:...
Guy calls in to his Boss: Worker: I can't come to work today. I'm...read more »
The Budget Meeting
Numbers, charts, and the sudden disappearance of free snacks.Our ...read more »
81 Office Groaners: The 2025 "Project Restore" Edition
Welcome to 2025 – the year of The Agentic Workforce, where y...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Sigma" Accountant
 Why was the ledger so "Alpha"? Because the accountant used a "Co...read more »
Boss: Do you believe in life...
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Microsoft "Recall" 2.0
 Why is the IT guy happy? Because the computer now records everyt...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Human" Signature
 Why did the boss sign with a pen? To prove that he still has a "...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9912/09/2009 11:57Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@Beanie_Baby_Collector12/18/2012 16:36This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules06/04/2014 05:43Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Courage_Dog01/18/2014 20:44The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Shagadelic_9712/14/1999 02:16This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Podcast_Listener01/29/2001 06:09I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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