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The HR Manual

Reading the fine print of your employment contract.

According to the HR manual, “casual Friday” does not include wearing a full suit of medieval armor. Apparently, it creates a “hostile work environment” for the IT department.

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Archive: The Last Joke of 2025
 Why did the manager bring a "Llama" to the Christmas party? Beca...read more »
2025 Vintage: The System Reload
 Why did the manager bring a "Reset" button to the 2026 planning ...read more »
69 Office Groaners: The 2016 "Pokémon GO & No Headphone Jack" Edition
Welcome to 2016 – the year the office became a PokéStop&nbsp...read more »
67 Office Groaners: The 2008 "Great Recession & App Store" Edition
Welcome to 2008 – the year the economy went "CRASH," the App...read more »
An old lady rushed into the...
An old lady rushed into the police department and claimed she was...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Quiet Quitting" (Year 4)
 Why is the office so quiet? Because nobody actually works; we al...read more »
The Commute Struggle
The journey that defines your mood for the next eight hours.My co...read more »
79 Office Groaners: The 2001 "XP & iPod" Edition
Welcome to 2001 – the year the office turned bright green and blu...read more »
74 Office Groaners: The 2022 "ChatGPT & Wordle" Edition
Welcome to 2022 – the year we stopped writing our own emails and ...read more »
68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of&n...read more »

😜 More from category: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

61 Office Groaners: The 1998 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1998 – the year Windows 98 debuted with a fa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Is it 2026 yet?" Moment
 Why are we already planning next year? Because 2025 is moving so...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Brain Rot" Dictionary
 Why did the company hire a linguist? To translate the 2025 "Alph...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Digital Voice Recorder
 Why was the boss whispering? He was "Training his 2026 Clone" to...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pentium_Power07/26/2009 17:02My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Lock_Stock_Two08/01/2011 12:05It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Big_Snatch_Boris01/01/2005 22:34Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance02/19/1998 13:33Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Magic_SchoolBus03/21/2008 00:28Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Ghostbusters_V08/17/2014 18:15Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Liger_Owner_X08/03/1995 12:47It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Anchorman_Ron04/24/2006 23:58I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Talladega_N_R04/30/1997 16:42If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Happy_Tree_Fans03/06/2008 16:00So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

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