In 2009, medical humor was split between “Don’t sneeze on me” and “How do I pay for this surgery with digital gold?” Doctors were handing… Read More »59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
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A guy walks in and says, “I’m the sequel no one wanted.” The bartender gives him a shot of tequila and says, “Go to the… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Delta Variant
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