2015 Archive: Adele (Hello)
Why did phone bills go up 300% in 2015? Because Adele released “Hello” and suddenly everyone felt the need to call someone they hadn’t seen… Read More »2015 Archive: Adele (Hello)
2015 Archive: Best Dance Recording
Why “Rather Be”? Because Jess Glynne and Clean Bandit proved that “Classical-Dance-Pop” is a real thing. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2015 “Stay… Read More »2015 Archive: Best Dance Recording
2015 Classic: Spectre
Why was the holiday drink “Bold”? Because Daniel Craig was back as Bond, and even the cheap ginger ale felt like it needed a tuxedo… Read More »2015 Classic: Spectre
2014 Vintage: The Scared Tree
Why did the oak tree go to the dentist? It needed a “root” canal. Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket”… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Scared Tree
2012 Vintage: The Pharmacist
“Is this medicine ‘Apocalypse-Proof’?” “It’s 2012, nothing is proofed against anything anymore.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover”… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Pharmacist
2012 Archive: Best Rap/Sung Collaboration
Why “All of the Lights”? Because the song had 11 famous singers on it, and the Grammys love a crowded stage. Part of the 38… Read More »2012 Archive: Best Rap/Sung Collaboration
2012 Archive: The Glenn Close “Nobbs” Nod
Why did she play a man? Because after six nominations, she realized she needed to try a different gender to see if the Academy would… Read More »2012 Archive: The Glenn Close “Nobbs” Nod
2012 Archive: The Hit and Run
I told her our romance is high-speed. She said, “It’s more like a low-speed chase with a lot of heavy breathing.” Part of the 63… Read More »2012 Archive: The Hit and Run
2012 Archive: The Office 2013 Preview
Why did everything look so white and flat? Because “Skeuomorphism” was dying and we were entering the “Flat Design” wasteland. Part of the 80 Office… Read More »2012 Archive: The Office 2013 Preview
2011 Classic: Mick Jagger’s Energy
Why was he there? To show the 20-somethings that he can still out-dance, out-sing, and out-strut everyone in the building while wearing a green suit.… Read More »2011 Classic: Mick Jagger’s Energy