Discovering the new sleek, transparent text formatting options and using them to make a two-sentence science report look like a corporate brochure. Part of the… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Word 2004 Title Shift
Why do we love her? Because she won for “Angels in America” and apologized to the other nominees for simply being Meryl Streep. Part of… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Meryl Streep Humility
She wants me to look like Brad Pitt. I told her I have the “Achilles heel,” but sadly not the “Achilles abs.” Part of the… Read More »2004 Classic: The Troy
Why did the computer freeze? Because opening a 2MB PDF now required more processing power than landing on the moon. Part of the 66 Office… Read More »2003 Vintage: The PDF Reader 6
The pie saga is over. Stifler is still Stifler, and we’re all getting a little too old for this. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2003 Legacy: The American Wedding Finality
Why “Give Me the Reason” by Johnny Cash? Because the Man in Black wins trophies even when he’s just clearing his throat. Part of the… Read More »2003 Archive: Best Male Country Vocal
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via ‘Instant Messenger.’ Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic… Read More »2002 Classic: The Referral
Why Adriano Giannini and Madonna? Because their chemistry was less “steamy romance” and more “two people who clearly have different lawyers.” Part of the 39… Read More »2002 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
Why the turning point? Because it was the last year the “Classic Network Sitcom” really stood its ground before the cable dramas took over the… Read More »2002 Archive: The 2002 Final Emmy Vibe
He has his own show now. My wife is taking notes. I’m in trouble. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone”… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Dr. Phil
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