2011 Classic: Mick Jagger’s Energy
Why was he there? To show the 20-somethings that he can still out-dance, out-sing, and out-strut everyone in the building while wearing a green suit.… Read More »2011 Classic: Mick Jagger’s Energy
2011 Archive: The iPhone 4S
Why did the lawyer upgrade? Because the “S” stands for “Siri, bill this conversation.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The… Read More »2011 Archive: The iPhone 4S
2010 Classic: The Ben Stiller “Avatar” Skit
Why did he dress as a Na’vi? To prove that blue face paint is the best way to make sure nobody listens to a word… Read More »2010 Classic: The Ben Stiller “Avatar” Skit
2009 Legacy: The “Empire State of Mind”
Jay-Z and Alicia Keys created the official anthem for anyone who has ever visited New York for 48 hours. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2009 Legacy: The “Empire State of Mind”
2009 Classic: The Bear
I can’t “bear” the wait. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The Lime
I’m in the “limelight” of the web. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Police
2007 Classic: The Laptop Wi-Fi Switch
Why was the salesman on his knees? He was looking for the “Physical Switch” for the radio and thought it was a hidden easter egg.… Read More »2007 Classic: The Laptop Wi-Fi Switch
2007 Classic: The 2007
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2007. / 2007 who? / 2,007 reasons why this year is magic! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2007 Classic: The 2007
2006 Archive: Borat
Why was the holiday dinner “Very Nice!”? Because every man in America spent the entire meal doing a bad Kazakh accent and asking for “cheese”… Read More »2006 Archive: Borat