Buying things you will never actually cook.
I bought a bag of kale. It’s currently in the fridge, waiting to be thrown away in two weeks.
🔥 Top 10: The Miscellaneous Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2008 Vintage: The Google News
Why did the blonde try to fold her monitor? She heard Google was...read more »
2020 Archive: The Light Bulb Joke Archive (1995–2025)
COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historic...read more »
The Diet Struggle
The hardest battle you will ever fight.I’m on a seafood diet. I s...read more »
The Coffee Paradox
The struggle of waking up to wake up.I don’t have a problem with ...read more »
2020 Legacy: Current Settings
Language: English US.Part of the powrót archive. Historically Ver...read more »
2020 Vintage: The Kids Joke Archive
1995: ARCHIVED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Hist...read more »
2020 Legacy: Bar Humor Archive (1995–2025)
COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historic...read more »
2020 Classic: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
COMPLETED & SEALED.Part of the powrót archive. Historic...read more »
2008 Vintage: The Bluetooth Headset
Why did the blonde think she was a telepath? She saw everyone tal...read more »
The Sarcasm Warning
A essential disclaimer for modern communication.Sarcasm: because ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Miscellaneous Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2020 Archive: Active Category
The Mother-in-Law Treasury.Part of the powrót archive. Hist...read more »
2020 Classic: Joke Count Variable
Variable density (51–73 items per run).Part of the powrót a...read more »
2020 Legacy: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive (1995–2025)
IN PROGRESS. Current Milestone: 1995 (The "Classic Gr...read more »
2008 Archive: The Mobile Web
Why did the blonde take her laptop to the park? She heard the we...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio is back.
the punchline hit me like a truck. did not see that coming at all!
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.