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The Coffee Paradox

The struggle of waking up to wake up.

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.

🔥 Top 10: The Miscellaneous Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User08/10/2012 21:25I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Resident_Evil_Z06/30/1998 11:07Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Full_House_Michelle10/22/2005 17:26You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Motherboard_Max09/25/2008 15:13This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Requiem_Dreamer02/03/2009 16:43That was intense... and funny!
@Jordan_Fan_2306/08/2015 05:58Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Borat_Very_Nice11/06/2008 20:19Very nice! Great success!
@Ermahgerd_Girl11/09/1997 02:45ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@I_See_What_You10/15/1998 19:37I see what you did there. Clever!

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3 thoughts on “The Coffee Paradox”

  1. User_292
    User_292 [Human Verified]

    haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.

  2. User_723
    User_723 [Human Verified]

    lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.

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