2005 Joke: Why Don’t Skeletons Ever
Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts! One skeleton tried to start an argument but his friend just rattled his… Read More »2005 Joke: Why Don’t Skeletons Ever
The Coffee Paradox
The struggle of waking up to wake up. I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.
2024 Legacy: Best Dance/Electronic Recording
Why “Rumble”? Because Skrillex, Fred again.. and Flowdan made a track that literally shook the foundation of the category. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2024 Legacy: Best Dance/Electronic Recording
2024 Classic: The Professional Ego
A lawyer never uses “Copilot” because they believe they are the only pilot qualified to fly this case into the ground. Part of the 44… Read More »2024 Classic: The Professional Ego
2023 Archive: The Optimist
“This is great! Now I can’t see the spoilers for the show I haven’t watched yet!” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 –… Read More »2023 Archive: The Optimist
2023 Vintage: The Scared Ghost
Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his “dead” lift. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Scared Ghost
2022 Legacy: The Brave Broom
Why did the broom get a raise in 2022? It was doing a “sweeping” job of the new office. Part of the 54 Original Dad… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Brave Broom
2022 Legacy: The “Godfather” 50th Anniversary
Why were Coppola, Pacino, and De Niro there? To remind the 2022 stars that they’re lucky they don’t have to deal with horse heads in… Read More »2022 Legacy: The “Godfather” 50th Anniversary
2022 Classic: Worst Actor
Why Jared Leto? For proving that “method acting” as a vampire mostly involves looking like you desperately need a nap and a juice box. Part… Read More »2022 Classic: Worst Actor
2021 Archive: The Squid Game Bridge
“I have to pick the right glass!” “Just like you trying to pick a wine that costs under $15. The stakes are high.” Part of the 55… Read More »2021 Archive: The Squid Game Bridge