2020 Classic: The Love is Blind
“I’m getting married to someone I’ve never seen!” “In 2020, that’s just a standard first date on an app.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Classic: The Love is Blind
2020 Vintage: The Fiona Apple “Fetch the Bolt Cutters”
Why the 10/10 score? For the album that literally sounded like it was recorded in a house by someone who was done with everyone’s nonsense.… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Fiona Apple “Fetch the Bolt Cutters”
2020 Vintage: The Zoom Physical
I had a check-up via Zoom. The doctor said, “Turn around and cough.” I did, and he said, “I can’t see anything, your background blur… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Zoom Physical
2019 Classic: The 2019 Final Music Vibe
Why did the year feel like a fever dream? Because we spent the year riding horses on Old Town Road, whispering like Billie Eilish in… Read More »2019 Classic: The 2019 Final Music Vibe
2019 Legacy: Best Song Written for Visual Media
Why “Shallow”? (Again. At this point, the song was being played on loop in the lobby). Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2019 “This… Read More »2019 Legacy: Best Song Written for Visual Media
2019 Vintage: The 2019 Legend
One, but they do it while wearing a tie-dye hoodie and biker shorts. Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love… Read More »2019 Vintage: The 2019 Legend
2018 Classic: A Quiet Place Nail
Why did everyone stop eating popcorn? Because John Krasinski made a movie so silent that even the sound of someone opening a bag of Maltesers… Read More »2018 Classic: A Quiet Place Nail
2018 Archive: The Game Night “Glass Table”
Why the dog? For proving that a murder mystery party is only fun until someone actually gets shot and you have to perform surgery with… Read More »2018 Archive: The Game Night “Glass Table”
2018 Archive: The Skyscraper Movie
“I’m jumping into a burning building!” “You complained that the coffee was too hot this morning. Calm down, Dwayne.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Archive: The Skyscraper Movie
2018 Legacy: Hypersonic Hype
Why did everyone want a Mach 5 missile in 2018? To ensure that we can deliver an “International Message” so fast that the target’s radar… Read More »2018 Legacy: Hypersonic Hype