2017 Legacy: Warren Beatty’s Confusion
Why did Warren Beatty look at the card for ten seconds? Because he was trying to figure out if Emma Stone had secretly starred in… Read More »2017 Legacy: Warren Beatty’s Confusion
2016 Archive: The 2016 Final Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Siege”? Because between Mosul and the U.S. election, it felt like everyone was just digging in and waiting… Read More »2016 Archive: The 2016 Final Vibe
2015 Legacy: The The Revenant
I told her I’m like Leonardo DiCaprio—I can survive anything. She said, “You got a cold last week and acted like you were being mauled… Read More »2015 Legacy: The The Revenant
2014 Vintage: Best Score Soundtrack
Why Skyfall? Because Thomas Newman and Adele made James Bond sound like a 21st-century opera. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2014 “Get Lucky… Read More »2014 Vintage: Best Score Soundtrack
2013 Vintage: Worst Actress
Why Tyler Perry for A Madea Christmas? Because at this point, the Razzies consider Tyler Perry in a dress to be a perennial favorite for failure.… Read More »2013 Vintage: Worst Actress
2012 Classic: The Twilight
Breaking Dawn Part 2: Why the CGI baby? For the final chapter of the saga that gave us a digital infant so terrifying it made… Read More »2012 Classic: The Twilight
2012 Classic: The “Dog on a Plane” vs. “Dog on a Roof”
Why was the animal debate so fierce? Because in 2012, how you treat your pet was a better indicator of your character than how you… Read More »2012 Classic: The “Dog on a Plane” vs. “Dog on a Roof”
2011 Classic: The “The Lazy Song” Bruno Mars
I don’t feel like doing anything… except watching monkeys in sunglasses dance for four minutes. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening… Read More »2011 Classic: The “The Lazy Song” Bruno Mars
2010 Legacy: The Katy Perry “Firework”
She asked me if I ever feel like a plastic bag, and honestly, after a 40-hour work week, the answer is “yes, Katy. Yes, I… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Katy Perry “Firework”
2009 Classic: Glee Premiere
Why was everyone singing Journey? Because in 2009, Ryan Murphy convinced us that high school is just one giant mash-up and that everyone has a… Read More »2009 Classic: Glee Premiere