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2011 Classic: The “The Lazy Song” Bruno Mars

 I don’t feel like doing anything… except watching monkeys in sunglasses dance for four minutes.

Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer07/17/1996 04:42You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Sid_Meier_Fan07/02/2003 20:49Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Fresh_Prince_9009/11/2012 13:27In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@South_Park_Cartman07/20/1997 16:24Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Legally_Blonde_Elle04/19/2001 12:05What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Flashdance_What05/13/1995 04:41What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Bad_Luck_Brian07/25/2006 20:59Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Facepalm_Master05/15/2002 00:33I facepalmed and then I laughed.

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