I don’t feel like doing anything… except watching monkeys in sunglasses dance for four minutes.
Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening archive. Historically Verified
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You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
I facepalmed and then I laughed.