“Star, star, star.” I’m doing the finger dance while I’m standing in line at the post office.
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
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I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
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