2024 Legacy: The “Espresso” Summer

I’m working late because I’m a singer? No, Sabrina, I’m working late because my rent is 40% of my income, but the song is 10/10.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »

CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

Step into 2011 – the year of the Siri debut, the launch of Minecr...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

Step into 2005 – the year when "Me at the zoo" started a video re...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

@CoolSkater9804/09/1998 22:08Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Blue_Screen_Survivor10/26/2009 23:03At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Student_Life_0109/08/2001 12:11Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Powerpuff_Bubbs03/23/2010 00:47Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Heathers_Winona07/01/2014 00:43Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Zoolander_Mug08/04/2012 16:40I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Friendster_Ghost04/09/2005 08:15Remember me? I’m still laughing.

@Captain_Obvious04/02/2012 16:01This is a comment on a funny joke.