I just saw a guy at a coffee shop waving his hands at invisible folders while wearing a $3,500 ski mask. We are officially living in the “Beta Phase” of the dystopia.
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I just set this as my away message. Classic!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!