In 2016, the music industry felt like a rollercoaster designed by David Lynch. Beyoncé turned marital drama into high art, Drake dominated the charts for… Read More »42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2016 “Lemonade, Starboy & The Year of the Legends” Edition
How many Brits does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just drink tea in the dark and pretend everything is fine.
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Serving up some classic court-side wit. Why are tennis players so bad at relationships? Because love means nothing to them.
Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom. A lawyer was in a car accident and his heart stopped. The doctor replaced it with a stone.… Read More »The Two Hearts
It wasn’t a mechanical failure or a slippery road. The poor thing was just two-tired!
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