2022 Legacy: Outstanding Comedy
Why Ted Lasso? For proving that “soccer” is just a metaphor for group therapy with better grass. Part of the 32 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Legacy: Outstanding Comedy
2021 Classic: The Apple AirTag
Why was the boss tracking his own stapler? Because he’s convinced the “Stapler Thief” is a real person and not just his own forgetfulness. Part… Read More »2021 Classic: The Apple AirTag
2021 Archive: The Green Knight Green
Why Dev Patel? For a movie so artistic and slow that it made everyone realize that being a knight is mostly just talking to foxes… Read More »2021 Archive: The Green Knight Green
2020 Legacy: The Enola Holmes
“I’m a brilliant detective!” “Then detect where the smell in the fridge is coming from, Sherlock.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal &… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Enola Holmes
2020 Archive: The DaBaby “ROCKSTAR” Summer
Why the guitar riff? For the song that stayed at #1 all summer, making everyone feel like a rockstar while sitting on their porch. Part… Read More »2020 Archive: The DaBaby “ROCKSTAR” Summer
2019 Classic: The Scrunchie Economy
The middle school girls wearing ten velvet hair ties around their wrists like tactical armor, trading them to friends as a sign of supreme social… Read More »2019 Classic: The Scrunchie Economy
2019 Legacy: The Post Malone “Hollywood’s Bleeding”
Why the “Circles”? For the man who officially became the human personification of the Billboard charts, blending rock, pop, and rap so perfectly it was… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Post Malone “Hollywood’s Bleeding”
2018 Classic: The Fantastic Beasts
Crimes of Grindelwald: I’ve seen this movie twice and I still have no idea what the crime was. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018… Read More »2018 Classic: The Fantastic Beasts
2017 Classic: The Flower
I’m “blooming” in the spotlight. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Manchester City “Centurions” Beginning
Why was Pep Guardiola so happy? Because his team started a win streak so long that the rest of the Premier League gave up by… Read More »2017 Classic: The Manchester City “Centurions” Beginning