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2017 Classic: The Manchester City “Centurions” Beginning

Why was Pep Guardiola so happy? Because his team started a win streak so long that the rest of the Premier League gave up by October.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2017 “28-3 & The Swiss Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The E-Sports Logic
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52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition
In 2001, sports became a symbol of resilience and jaw-dropping re...read more »
The Basketball Height
A tall tale from the hardwood court.I asked the basketball player...read more »
49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition
In 2024, sports became one giant postcard from Paris, and the NFL...read more »
The Skydiving Leap
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2025 Vintage: The Steph Curry "Sunset" Years
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54 Sports Jokes: The 2006 “Heads & Hoops” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Kylian Mbappé "Madrid" Second Year
Why was he finally comfortable? Because he stopped looking for th...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior12/09/2013 09:14I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Hotmail_Original05/04/1999 07:37Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Dumb_And_Dumber05/14/2000 18:37So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter07/17/1997 02:03The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Silk_Road_Ghost09/02/2006 17:49Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Orange_Mocha_F03/31/1998 00:51Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Frame_Set_Wizard12/29/1998 05:39I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Best_Viewed_IE401/30/2000 15:07Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Noob_Slayer_X04/03/2013 13:07Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Tablet_User_1006/18/2012 06:15Tapping my way to a good mood.

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