Why was he finally comfortable? Because he stopped looking for the Eiffel Tower and started finding the back of the net every 15 minutes.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
A wild laugh appeared!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.