A tall tale from the hardwood court.
I asked the basketball player why he was so good at math. He said, “Because I spend all my time working on my vertical addition.”
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition
In 2013, the sports world witnessed the end of a 26-year empire i...read more »
49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition
In 2024, sports became one giant postcard from Paris, and the NFL...read more »
2025 Classic: The Olympic "Hangover" in Paris
Why was the city so empty? Because after 2024, the Parisians real...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pat Mahomes "Voice"
Why were the commercials still everywhere? Because Mahomes is the...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1997 “Ear-Bites & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 1997, sports went from "intense" to "completely insane." It wa...read more »
48 Sports Jokes: The 2015 “Steph’s Rise & The 12-Round Wait” Edition
In 2015, sports were about breaking droughts and shattering expec...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition
In 2012, the world didn’t end (sorry, Mayans), but the jokes abou...read more »
The Swimming Pool
Diving deep into the world of aquatic humor.Why don’t swimmers ev...read more »
The Archery Aim
Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »
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2025 Classic: The World Cup 2026 Countdown
Why were the stadiums in the US already changing their grass? Bec...read more »
2025 Archive: The Cristiano Ronaldo "1,000 Goal" Quest
Why was he still playing in the desert? Because he won't stop unt...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition
In 2009, the laws of physics were officially suspended. Usain Bol...read more »
2025 Archive: The LeBron & Bronny Duo
Why was the Lakers' locker room so polite? Because you can’t tras...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
What is this? A joke for ants?
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
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RT if you think this is funny!
so simple but so effective. i love short jokes like this.
classic! this is why i love this site. no ads, no trackers, just good jokes.
i was expecting a different ending but this was a pleasant surprise!