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The Basketball Height

A tall tale from the hardwood court.

I asked the basketball player why he was so good at math. He said, “Because I spend all my time working on my vertical addition.”

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken08/20/2000 18:36Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Snake_Game_Pro06/27/2008 23:36I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Zoolander_Derek11/05/1999 06:59What is this? A joke for ants?
@Scanner_Darkly03/21/2012 17:57I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Butthead_Uhhh10/04/2015 23:52Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Goosebumps_Kid07/07/2001 13:19Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Liger_Owner_X01/12/1995 01:25It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan11/24/1995 13:49My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Maplestory_Kid12/02/2003 09:37@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Retweet_King09/23/2004 07:58RT if you think this is funny!

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