Why were the stadiums in the US already changing their grass? Because the world is coming, and FIFA is very picky about how green their “soccer” looks.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
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We are many. We are laughing.