Why was the summer schedule so full? Because FIFA decided that 32 teams should play in the US, making “vacation” a word that soccer players only read about in dictionaries.
Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Problem? No, just laughs!