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2025 Archive: The “Shohei” Documentary

Why was it the most watched film? Because we all wanted to see how a man can be that good at two things without being a literal wizard.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A man joins a soccer team...
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At y...read more »
2025 Archive: The Cristiano Ronaldo "1,000 Goal" Quest
Why was he still playing in the desert? Because he won't stop unt...read more »
The Football Logic
Understanding the true meaning of a two-minute warning.Why did th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "AI" Coach
Why did the sideline look like a Silicon Valley office? Because e...read more »
The Skydiving Leap
A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »
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Why were we watching Shaq and Chuck on a different channel? Becau...read more »
The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »
49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition
In 2024, sports became one giant postcard from Paris, and the NFL...read more »
46 Sports Jokes: The 2014 “Brazil’s Heartbreak & The German Machine” Edition
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The Bowling Strike
Rolling with the punches and the heavy balls.I’m a professional b...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch02/12/2009 17:02There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@MIRC_Operator10/03/2004 00:35/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Men_In_Black_J02/24/1998 05:30Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Ruby_Rhod_Green06/29/2009 12:40Super green! Hilarious!
@Green_Day_Fan05/08/2003 23:39Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Party_On_Garth12/11/2001 16:13I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Deal_With_It_G08/16/1997 03:16Deal with it. This is gold.

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