Why did he get a car? Because he was finally old enough to drive to the stadium where he’d been the best player for two years already.
Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
Equality for all jokes!