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2025 Classic: The Manchester City “115” Verdict?

Why was the courtroom the most watched arena? Because the world finally wanted to know if the “Blue Moon” was built on luck or a very creative accountant.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The "Prime Time" Colorado Exit?
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2025 Classic: The Club World Cup Expansion
Why was the summer schedule so full? Because FIFA decided that 32...read more »
2025 Archive: The Cristiano Ronaldo "1,000 Goal" Quest
Why was he still playing in the desert? Because he won't stop unt...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2008 “Year of the Lightning Bolt” Edition
In 2008, the world record books weren't just rewritten—they were ...read more »
The Fishing Story
The one that got away, and the one that stayed to tell it.I went ...read more »
The Surfing Wave
Wipeouts and wisdom from the ocean.Surfing is the only sport wher...read more »
2025 Classic: Tiger’s "Final" Final Comeback
Why was the red shirt still the most popular item at the Masters?...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Alcaraz-Sinner Era
Why did the tennis world stop asking about Federer and Nadal? Bec...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1997 “Ear-Bites & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 1997, sports went from "intense" to "completely insane." It wa...read more »
The Archery Aim
Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Fan05/31/2007 17:01I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Encarta_Explorer02/05/2007 21:16I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Agent_Smith_0109/09/1997 02:38It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Green_Day_Fan07/27/2001 19:01Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Beavis_Cornholio01/30/2011 02:21I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

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