Why did the tennis world stop asking about Federer and Nadal? Because Carlos and Jannik spent 2025 hitting the ball so hard that the “Old Guard” finally decided that retirement was a very safe option.
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I am adding this to my links page right now.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
I should make a game about this joke.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
Not bad. Not bad at all.