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2025 Archive: The UFC “Conor” Return?

Why was the 2025 poster still “TBA”? Because we’ve been waiting for McGregor since the 2010s, and at this point, his return is more mythical than a unicorn.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The NFL in London & Madrid
Why was the league so "International"? Because Roger Goodell deci...read more »
The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition
In 1996, sports were flashy, loud, and larger than life. From Muh...read more »
The Basketball Height
A tall tale from the hardwood court.I asked the basketball player...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Lamine Yamal" 18th Birthday
Why did he get a car? Because he was finally old enough to drive ...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition
In 2023, the sports world was about ending droughts and starting ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Caitlin Clark "Sophomore" Surge
Why were the WNBA ratings still higher than the moon? Because she...read more »
49 Sports Jokes: The 2010 “Vuvuzelas & King's Decisions” Edition
In 2010, the sports world was loud—literally. Between the buzzing...read more »
51 Sports Jokes: The 2011 “Mavs’ Revenge & The Aguero Moment” Edition
In 2011, the sports world was about pure drama and the fall of "S...read more »
The Surfing Wave
Wipeouts and wisdom from the ocean.Surfing is the only sport wher...read more »

😜 More from category: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A Giants fan, a Padre fan,...
A Giants fan, a Padre fan, and a Dodger fan are climbing a mounta...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ryder Cup Captaincy
Why was Tiger Woods saying "No"? Because he realized that being a...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Prime Time" Colorado Exit?
Why was Deion Sanders in the news? Because his sons were heading ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sidekick_User10/27/2000 13:29Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Clueless_Cher01/04/1998 15:27As if! This is too funny.
@AOL_Instant_Msg04/27/2015 08:09I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Cheers_Norm08/24/2011 08:37Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Mean_Girls_Regina10/23/1997 06:24Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Tyler_Durden_Real11/26/2013 00:59Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Rick_Roller_0709/27/2014 16:30Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Nyan_Cat_Space02/22/1997 13:08Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

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