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The Baseball Contract

Negotiating life one strike at a time.

The baseball player spent three hours at the library. He thought it was a place where you could learn how to steal bases without getting arrested.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Buzz04/27/1997 10:38To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Doom_Marines11/26/1999 01:10Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan03/18/2015 05:08Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Lock_Stock_Two10/05/2008 06:09It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Rocket_Power_9905/25/2001 17:26We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@AllYourBase_9911/19/1996 22:15All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Harambe_Memories07/25/2004 18:17Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Warcraft_Orc03/07/1995 15:06Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Homestar_Runner06/01/2007 15:50That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Hashtag_Master04/20/2014 13:21#funny #joke #retro #90s

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3 thoughts on “The Baseball Contract”

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    User_663 [Human Verified]

    so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.

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