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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2025 Vintage: The Brooks Koepka “Major” Count
Why was he still at five? Because 2025 was the year he realized that the young guys weren't intim... read more »
Why was he still at five? Because 2025 was the year he realized that the young guys weren't intim... read more »
2. 2001 Vintage: The Casey Mears / NASCAR Youth Movement
Why were the rookies everywhere? Because Jimmie Johnson and others were starting to make the vete... read more »
Why were the rookies everywhere? Because Jimmie Johnson and others were starting to make the vete... read more »
3. 2005 Vintage: The Chelsea “Invincibles” Failure
Why did they lose to Manchester City? Because even Mourinho’s defense couldn't stop a random pena... read more »
Why did they lose to Manchester City? Because even Mourinho’s defense couldn't stop a random pena... read more »
4. 2024 Archive: The Olympic Surfing in Tahiti
Why were these the best photos of the year? Because the Olympics moved to the middle of the ocean... read more »
Why were these the best photos of the year? Because the Olympics moved to the middle of the ocean... read more »
5. 2001 Archive: The Williams Sisters’ Wimbledon Final
Why was it predictable? Karena in 2001, if the trophy didn't go to Venus, it went to Serena, and ... read more »
Why was it predictable? Karena in 2001, if the trophy didn't go to Venus, it went to Serena, and ... read more »
6. 1996 Classic: The Bulls 72-10
Why did other NBA teams even bother showing up? To get an autograph. The Bulls won 72 games, and... read more »
Why did other NBA teams even bother showing up? To get an autograph. The Bulls won 72 games, and... read more »
7. 2012 Vintage: The Tiger Woods’ 3 Wins
Why was everyone saying "He’s back"? Because Tiger won three PGA events and started looking like ... read more »
Why was everyone saying "He’s back"? Because Tiger won three PGA events and started looking like ... read more »
8. 52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition
In 2023, the sports world was about ending droughts and starting new dynasties. A Serbian "Joker... read more »
In 2023, the sports world was about ending droughts and starting new dynasties. A Serbian "Joker... read more »
9. 2009 Classic: The Usain Bolt 200m
Why was 19.19 the new limit? Because he broke his own record again, proving that he wasn't just r... read more »
Why was 19.19 the new limit? Because he broke his own record again, proving that he wasn't just r... read more »
10. 2016 Vintage: The Jimmie Johnson “Seven”
Why was he finally a legend? Because he won his 7th NASCAR title, tying Richard Petty and Dale Ea... read more »
Why was he finally a legend? Because he won his 7th NASCAR title, tying Richard Petty and Dale Ea... read more »
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[2011-04-14 ARCHIVE_LOG]Doom_Guy: Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
[2013-03-29 ARCHIVE_LOG]Oregon_Trail_Survivor: You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
[1995-07-19 ARCHIVE_LOG]Forrest_Gump_88: Internet is like a box of chocolates...
[1995-04-11 ARCHIVE_LOG]Legally_Blonde_Elle: What, like it’s hard to be funny?
[2004-12-12 ARCHIVE_LOG]Rewritable_CD: I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
[2011-04-04 ARCHIVE_LOG]Patrick_Bateman_Fan: Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
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simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.
so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.