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The Swimming Pool

Diving deep into the world of aquatic humor.

Why don’t swimmers ever get lost? They just follow the current events.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The UFC "Conor" Return?
Why was the 2025 poster still "TBA"? Because we’ve been waiting f...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "AI" Coach
Why did the sideline look like a Silicon Valley office? Because e...read more »
A man joins a soccer team...
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At y...read more »
The Archery Aim
Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition
In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »
The Golf Divorce
A game of inches and a marriage of miles.My wife told me if I go ...read more »
49 Sports Jokes: The 2010 “Vuvuzelas & King's Decisions” Edition
In 2010, the sports world was loud—literally. Between the buzzing...read more »
The Chess Athlete
Mental gymnastics at its most intense.My dad says chess is a spor...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition
In 2002, the sports world was all about redemption, unexpected he...read more »
The Gym Membership
Paying monthly for a place you only visit in your dreams.I’ve bee...read more »

😜 More from category: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition
In 2018, logic took a break. The backup quarterback humiliated To...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "A-Rod" Timberwolves Saga
Why was the ownership still a mess? Because Alex Rodriguez and th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Beer" in the Stands (Premier League)
Why were the fans so happy? Because they were testing the right t...read more »
51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition
In 2016, the impossible didn't just happen once—it became a weekl...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Independence_Day10/21/2007 22:24Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Beverly_Hills_9021008/05/2012 17:56The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Baywatch_Runner04/23/2005 03:37Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Keyboard_Warrior01/23/2006 00:24F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Step_Brothers_B09/25/2003 11:33Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Salad_Fingers_F03/14/2014 17:38I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
@True_Story_Neil06/05/2002 14:36True story! I was there!
@I_See_What_You04/20/2008 14:41I see what you did there. Clever!

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3 thoughts on “The Swimming Pool”

  1. User_392
    User_392 [Human Verified]

    so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.

  2. User_708
    User_708 [Human Verified]

    lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.

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