A game of inches and a marriage of miles.
My wife told me if I go golfing one more time, she’s leaving me. I’m really going to miss her. She was a great cook.
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Steph Curry "Sunset" Years
Why was he still shooting? Because his range has expanded so much...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition
In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Shohei" Documentary
Why was it the most watched film? Because we all wanted to see ho...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition
In 2007, sport was a thriller with an unfinished ending. The New ...read more »
51 Sports Jokes: The 2011 “Mavs’ Revenge & The Aguero Moment” Edition
In 2011, the sports world was about pure drama and the fall of "S...read more »
50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition
In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that the real "b...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition
In 2002, the sports world was all about redemption, unexpected he...read more »
2025 Classic: The Australian Open "Djokovic" Quest
Why was he still there at 37? Because Novak decided that 25 Slams...read more »
The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »
It's game 7 of the NBA...
It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat...read more »
😜 More from category: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition
In 2001, sports became a symbol of resilience and jaw-dropping re...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Alcaraz-Sinner Era
Why did the tennis world stop asking about Federer and Nadal? Bec...read more »
44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition
In 1998, sports were epic, controversial, and completely obsessed...read more »
The Chess Athlete
Mental gymnastics at its most intense.My dad says chess is a spor...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
The future is laughing at us.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
my girlfriend didnt laugh. i think shes broken. hahaha.
my grandma used to tell this one. good memories, thanks.
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.