1997 Joke: I Took My Mother-In-Law
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud’s wax museum and we went into the Chamber of Horrors. One of the attendants came running over and… Read More »1997 Joke: I Took My Mother-In-Law
46 Sports Jokes: The 2014 “Brazil’s Heartbreak & The German Machine” Edition
In 2014, sports were a mix of tropical tragedy and winter wonder. Brazil learned that home-field advantage doesn’t work against a German tank, LeBron went… Read More »46 Sports Jokes: The 2014 “Brazil’s Heartbreak & The German Machine” Edition
61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (as AuctionWeb), and the first time we met Dolly the Sheep. Dads… Read More »61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition
What’s the first thing a blonde…
What’s the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Walks home.
The Hotel Buffet
Where calories don’t count as long as you’re wearing a wristband. The “all-you-can-eat” buffet at the resort is less of a meal and more of… Read More »The Hotel Buffet
Why did the stadium get so cool after the game?
It’s a phenomenon every athlete knows. It’s because all of the fans left! The atmosphere literally changes when the crowd goes home.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?
A classic blonde joke for your daily dose of fun: Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
2025 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
Why did Metallica win again? Because the Academy’s “Metal” category is basically a Metallica fan club that meets once a year. Part of the 39… Read More »2025 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
2025 Classic: The Manchester City “115” Verdict?
Why was the courtroom the most watched arena? Because the world finally wanted to know if the “Blue Moon” was built on luck or a… Read More »2025 Classic: The Manchester City “115” Verdict?
2025 Archive: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a… Read More »2025 Archive: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone