I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud’s wax museum and we went into the Chamber of Horrors. One of the attendants came running over and said, “Keep her moving sir… we’re doing stock-taking today.”
🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025
63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the world learned to condense its thoughts into 140 char...read more »
One night the couple woke to...
One night the couple woke to find the mother gone. In a clearing ...read more »
The Gardening Advice
Green thumbs and sharp tongues in the backyard.My mother-in-law t...read more »
The Movie Night
Watching films with family is always a theatrical experience.We w...read more »
My wife said: ‘Can my mother...
My wife said: ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I sai...read more »
Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your...
Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your mother-in-law drive ove...read more »
First man “I took my dog...
First man “I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mothe...read more »
The Gift of Silence
Finding the perfect gift is an art form in any relationship.For m...read more »
The Cruise Ship
Vacations are better when you have a good story to tell.My mother...read more »
My mother-in-law was so mean she...
My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a fr...read more »
😜 More from category: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025
68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, the world was obsessed with the sinking of the Tita...read more »
The Skeleton Key
Unlock the humor in everyday household mysteries.My mother-in-law...read more »
71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star Wars & Search Engines” Edition
In 1998, the buzz was all about the upcoming Star Wars ...read more »
57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Alexa” Edition
In 2018, we were all asking "Why is Gamora?" and trying to figure...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!