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The Gardening Advice

Green thumbs and sharp tongues in the backyard.

My mother-in-law told me my roses look tired. I told her they probably just overheard her talking about staying another week.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many mothers-in-law does it take...
How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One....read more »
The Babysitting Offer
We asked my mother-in-law to babysit our kids for one evening so ...read more »
My mother-in-law was so mean she...
My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a fr...read more »
Mother in law got pulled over....
Mother in law got pulled over. Cop asked: "Whats in the bottle?" ...read more »
57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, we were putting "1,000 songs in our pocket" with the fir...read more »
STEVE: My Mother-in-law went to the...
STEVE: My Mother-in-law went to the Caribbean. FRED: Jamaica? STE...read more »
The 100-Yard Dash
Speed and distance are key to a healthy family dynamic.My mother-...read more »
My wife said: ‘Can my mother...
My wife said: ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I sai...read more »
64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2009, we were all trying to figure out how to mine Bitcoin and...read more »
66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix” Edition
In 1999, everyone was hoarding canned goods and bottled water whi...read more »

😜 More from category: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2021 “NFT & Metaverse” Edition
In 2021, we were all trying to figure out what a "Metaverse" was ...read more »
61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, everyone was trying to climb walls like Spider-Man or su...read more »
59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition
In 2012, we were all half-expecting the world to end on December ...read more »
The Library Book
Education and family advice rarely mix well.My mother-in-law is l...read more »

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@Encarta_User11/09/1998 23:57I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@SpaceJam_Fan12/04/2010 23:32Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@AskJeeves_Fan12/05/2006 06:10Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Friends_Lover07/16/2008 11:30Could this joke BE any funnier?
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3 thoughts on “The Gardening Advice”

  1. User_849
    User_849 [Human Verified]

    so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.

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