The Babysitting Offer

We asked my mother-in-law to babysit our kids for one evening so we could have a date night.
When we came back at 11 PM, the house looked like a war zone. Toys everywhere, the kids were still up, and she was exhausted on the couch.
I asked, “How did it go?”
She sighed dramatically and said, “Your children are wild. They don’t listen, they talk back, and they have way too much energy.”
I looked at her and said, “Funny… that’s exactly what your daughter says about you when you stay at our house for more than two days.”